straightally:

ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck

-asian parents

(Source: niichainz, via bootyexpress)

omgitsnils:

chickensandwich:

my nigga how u get a camera for under the water? 

IS THAT A FISH

omgitsnils:

chickensandwich:

my nigga how u get a camera for under the water? 

IS THAT A FISH

(Source: unclefather, via bootyexpress)

maisvx:

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

It’s still my favourite thing and it’s still fucking hilarious

it makes sense because the animal is alone.
and not at a party…
just like me…

maisvx:

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

It’s still my favourite thing and it’s still fucking hilarious

it makes sense because the animal is alone.

and not at a party…

just like me…

(Source: peterfromtexas, via bootyexpress)

dukedanieldantethe2nd:

homoofspace:

homoofspace:

what was the demon arrested for?

possession 

image

its funny cuz its an arrest joke.. with a picture…from ARRESTED development

*winks aggressively*

*more forced laughing*

(Source: nohomoed, via bootyexpress)

kimrichardsshitpillow:

a really awful week

on the bright side, at least they didn’t have school

kimrichardsshitpillow:

a really awful week

on the bright side, at least they didn’t have school

(via bootyexpress)

laye-z:

i don’t know what this picture is supposed to mean but i’m sure it’s important

it’s *pause* arrested development 

laye-z:

i don’t know what this picture is supposed to mean but i’m sure it’s important

it’s *pause* arrested development 

(Source: labiau, via bootyexpress)

svvitzerland:

i live for the applause

well they put their hands up and made them touch, touch

svvitzerland:

i live for the applause

well they put their hands up and made them touch, touch

(Source: idiod, via bootyexpress)

goeataspoon:

how many times do I have to insult you before you ask me out

dorkly:

 

Macklemon

Walk up to the club like, “What up? I got a big Darkrai”.

(Source: napoleonbonerhard)